DCC://SYSTEM/BROADCASTS
Attention, Crawlers!
Official System broadcasts, delivered to your cranial feed in chronological order. The System values your attention. The System does not value your opinions.
Hello, Crawlers!
Get out there and kill, kill, kill!
Welcome to the Dungeon. Current population: rapidly decreasing.
Reminder: the surface is gone. Do try to keep up.
Your every struggle is being broadcast to trillions. Smile for the sponsors!
New Crawlers detected. Odds are being calculated. Spoiler: they are not great.
Loot boxes do not open themselves. Chop chop.
A friendly reminder that the countdown timer is not a suggestion.
Please refrain from dying in the stairwells. It clogs the foot traffic.
Achievement unlocked: Reading The Ticker Instead Of Running. Bold choice.
Sponsors are watching. Try to be entertaining before you are deceased.
The Dungeon values your feedback. The Dungeon will not be acting on it.
Tutorial complete. Difficulty setting: yes.
Floor Three is now boarding. Pack light, bleed lightly.
Welcome to Floor Four, Crawlers. Mind the merchants and their fine print.
Floor Five is open. The gods are watching, and the gods are bored.
Floor Six: formal attire strictly enforced. No exceptions, no refunds.
Floors Seven and Eight now open. Try to make it interesting.
Floor Nine: alliances are forming. Choose your friends and your betrayals wisely.
Floor Ten: last stop, Crawlers. Do try to enjoy the ride down.
End of broadcast log. The System reminds you that standing still is not a viable long-term strategy.